Monday Monday.

So I had an interesting experience on a day that nothing interesting happens.

It is a typical Monday for me.

Exhausted because of weekend excitment.

Exhausted because of the ridiculous amount of classes I have to teach on a MONDAY!

Then I let go of my day in the hot yoga studio, taught by a beautiful Korean women that sounds like she should be making relaxing CDs for pill popping Americans that can't seem to chill out when times get hard.

That's why I got a lot of love for her. Even though I don't understand a word she says until she says: FLEXA which interpreted to English means : Flex you damn American, why can't you be as limber as all these Asian women in class..Why are you the only white person taking a YOGA class...FLEXA ya DAMNA FOOTA.

Alright..alright..I push my foot straight..biting my cheek because I have never streched my foot this intensely before..Woo that is going to hurt later.

Anyway, still nothing different from my normal Monday routine.

Not even when class is over, and I enter the locker room full of naked asian women do I get uncomfortable...No my friends..I enjoy nudity probibily more than these Koreans..I'm comfortable with my body and I like the freedom that it feels.

Nope, pretty excited to strip down and hop the shower, until I see an naked Asian lady walking towards me.

Wait, she is looking at me..Talking to me.

She's naked.

I'm naked.

What is going on?

She inches closer, and I realize there is no escape. I gotta see what this lady wants.

Come to find out, she accidently took my locker key and I had hers.

No need to be worried.

Woo ee..Monday just got better!